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  • halloween is awesome. pt. 1

    there are many reasons why halloween is awesome. one of them is superfamilies. i couldn't get a good pic in time but luckily, lindsey got these: beware evil wheelbarrows, justice is afoot. okay, now put it …

  • that's good parenting

    "if you stop talking, maybe mommy's brain will have a chance to reboot, and then mommy can answer you." ~calm placid mother to eager young 8 yr old at costco's

  • "yea, you know she doesn't like me cuz i'm a pimp. but screw her, i hustle. i hustle and i ask and i get things. nothing wrong with that." ~gruff, boisterous, overweight, white, wheel-chair bound 60+ yr old senior citiz…

  • i just had a phone conversation that played out like a really bad SNL skit. i had to talk to the coordinator of a city wide transportation committee. he was slow and boring and had this languid, slightly effeminate, slee…

  • arn't u next to the beach? u got nuthin that (can) really crash down on you aside from your roof. ~marsha, on earthquakes thank you for your concern, marsha. also, did i mention the tsunami warning, that i was totally…

  • tony: i know about them californians too.... tony: i watch the oc me: what are you, a 15 yr old girl? tony: on the inside

  • yesterday i was awoken at 4:30 in the morning by screams along the lines of: "GAAARARGHHHH, NOOO!! MotherFUCKER! Did you see that!?! I reloaded and then BMMSSHHH! SHIT!" this was my housemate playing castle …