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  • sincestuous

    min: shes like my lil sister me: hmm...isn't she the one u made out w/ at some concert min: hmm min: nevermind

  • rant

    the office telephone was blinking this morning, which meant that the answering machine was full. the phone has 15 minutes of total record time. there were five messages. all from the same lady. fifteen minutes of her…

  • that's good parenting

    "if you stop talking, maybe mommy's brain will have a chance to reboot, and then mommy can answer you." ~calm placid mother to eager young 8 yr old at costco's

  • "yea, you know she doesn't like me cuz i'm a pimp. but screw her, i hustle. i hustle and i ask and i get things. nothing wrong with that." ~gruff, boisterous, overweight, white, wheel-chair bound 60+ yr old senior citiz…

  • i just had a phone conversation that played out like a really bad SNL skit. i had to talk to the coordinator of a city wide transportation committee. he was slow and boring and had this languid, slightly effeminate, slee…

  • so right now i have a temp job as a "vocational assistant" for a non profit that: provides job training and placement services for adults with developmental disabilities (i.e., mental retardation, autism, cerebral pa…

  • arn't u next to the beach? u got nuthin that (can) really crash down on you aside from your roof. ~marsha, on earthquakes thank you for your concern, marsha. also, did i mention the tsunami warning, that i was totally…

  • tony: i know about them californians too.... tony: i watch the oc me: what are you, a 15 yr old girl? tony: on the inside

  • yesterday i was awoken at 4:30 in the morning by screams along the lines of: "GAAARARGHHHH, NOOO!! MotherFUCKER! Did you see that!?! I reloaded and then BMMSSHHH! SHIT!" this was my housemate playing castle …