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Tuesday, 08 December 2009
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its like she just discovered the interweb
past emails have included pressing and pertinent information along the lines of your-milk-may-be-poisoned-quick-email-this-to-your-10-closest-friends.
i eagerly await her next forward, no doubt asking us to help nigerian princes recover their misplaced millions.
Tuesday, 01 December 2009
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fate
today, on my way to school, i found a green lantern ring.
i was waiting for the T and i looked down and there it was,
just off the platform, near the tracks.
i stared at it for a second.
then i looked to my left and to my right,
to see if anyone else had spied it.
they hadn't.
as the train came around the corner,
i quickly stepped forward, scooped it up and stuck it in my pocket.
on the train, i took it out and slipped it on.
its cheap and plastic and gaudy.
but its also pretty great.
Saturday, 29 August 2009
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i am currently w/out health insurance.
but i had to do some pre-grad school check up stuff.
so my dad told me to go to a chinatown doctor,
since it would be cheaper.
which it was.
but for good reason.
(examining my hurt foot):
doctor: just a muscle strain. rest and put it in hot water.
me: o, ok, cool.
dr: does tylenol work for you?
me: hmm? o, i should take tylenol?
dr: does it work for you?
me: umm.. i haven't tried it, but i will.
dr: but is it enough?
me: uhh... i'll try it and see.
dr: you don't need... anything else?
me: i don't understand.
dr: anything... stronger?
me: o... uhh... no ... no, i'm good...
(asking for a physical):
me: i also need a physical.
dr: what?
me: you know, a physical exam. like checking my blood pressure and height and stuff.
dr: ah, yes, yes. ok. stand here.
(stands me against a door w/ sharpie markered lines for height)
dr: 5'5"
(scribbles down note on what looks like scrap paper)
me: umm... i have my shoes on.
dr: what?
me: my shoes. i have my shoes on. i'm 5'3".
dr: ahh. shoes. ok.
(crosses out and changes his notes)
me: ...
(pulls out ancient looking bathroom scale from under his desk w/ his foot)
dr: step on.
me: ...
dr: its ok, its ok
me: but...
dr: yes?
me: nevermind.
then, i left.
Sunday, 11 May 2008
Friday, 21 March 2008
Tuesday, 31 July 2007
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what can i say...
fan: "come on, spidey. dancing? DANCING?!?"
spidey:
Saturday, 09 June 2007
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bubbles
marsha: u kno that gooey plastic bubbles in a tube thing u played w/ when u were little
marsha: u get a straw and this tube of latex kinda stuff and u blow bubbles
marsha: i dont' kno y . i def have some freakish obsession w/ this stuff
marsha: juss the smell of this stuff makes me happy
me: maybe the toxic chemicals are ingrained in ur dna now
marsha: then which xmen woudl i turn into
marsha: some sort of bubble girl
me: haha. yes, exactly
Sunday, 07 January 2007
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on nyc's unseasonably warm temperatures
Marsha: they had to close down the ice rink at bryant park
Marsha: on the news they showed all the kids crying
Marsha: i love it
Friday, 03 November 2006
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yea... yea it would
mei: i dont know whats gotten into me
mei: but im reading on scientology right now
mei: omg
mei: danny
mei: i think we should create a religion
mei: and then sell it to people
mei: i bet your religion would involve magic
mei: and superheros as gods
Monday, 30 October 2006
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halloween is awesome. pt. 1
there are many reasons why halloween is awesome. one of them is superfamilies. i couldn't get a good pic in time but luckily, lindsey got these:
beware evil wheelbarrows, justice is afoot.
okay, now put it back now honey. hey. hey, do you need a super time out?
~supermom to superbaby
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